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You meet a girl, and she is willing to sleep with you. Are there any reasons not to do it? Well, guys, these are the 5 types of women you better avoid having s*x with. And here is why! If you meet these five types of girls, do not sleep with them: 1. Users These girls exchange s*x for money, gifts, fancy restaurants, shopping trips, etc. Well, it might be a good trait, if all you want from her is s*x. So, if that’s how you view her, go for it, but be prepared to pay! And do not complain that money is all she is after. That’s true! 2. A busy girl She is never single. There is no time between the guys she has. She breaks up with one and the next day gets another. Here is what a psychologist says about such people: “Those who are always in relationships have no sense of who they are as an individual. They easily become co-dependent.” 3. Party girl She is never sober. She jumps from one man to another. You risk catching an STD from such a lady or getting yourself in trou...

Jose Mourinho and Pep Guardiola have dismissed suggestions there will animosity between them during the Manchester derby – they may well even share a glass of wine once the action is over. Manchester United play neighbours and rivals Manchester City at  Old Trafford  on Saturday (12:30 BST) in one of the most eagerly anticipated Manchester derbies for decades. Both United and City have new ‘super coaches’ in Mourinho and Guardiola respectively and have started the Premier League season with 100% winning records. The clubs spent heavily in the record-breaking summer transfer window, with United re-signing Paul Pogba for an £89m world record fee, and City making £47.5m John Stones the second most expensive defender in history. But former Barcelona boss  Guardiola  suggested any personal rivalry with ex-Real Madrid manager  Mourinho  was created “from the media”. “We can’t control that,” added the Spaniard. “I said it many times – I have a lot of ...

The son of the Dean of Graduate School of the University of Calabar, Onyebuchi Okwueze, has reportedly been abducted from the staff quarters of the institution by unknown gunmen. Okwueze, a 24-year old first year student of the department of Banking and Finance was abducted on Wednesday. A statement by the Information Officer of the school, Mr Effiong Eyo, made available to The Nation in Calabar read, “Gunmen suspected to be kidnappers yesterday (Wednesday) stormed the premises of the Dean, Professor Emeka Okwueze who was unavailable at the time of the attack, broke into his house and made away with his Plasma television and his 24 year old son who was the only one at home. “The gunmen who were said to have begun their operation at about 8.15pm also inflicted injuries on a lecturer in Physics department, Dr. Anthony George and his wife who were driving in and got caught up in the attack. While Dr. George was shot on his right hand, his wife sustained bullet injuries on the left ...

A 90 year-old retired Soldier, Chief Damian Onwu, 50-year-old pastor, Israel Zacchaeus and their 48-year-old sister, Fubara Zacchaeus were on Friday brought before a chief magistrate court in Port Harcourt, the Rivers state capital for allegedly impersonating their late father to sell portions of their family land. Onwu and the two others were said to have forged the signatures of their dead fathers, who were the elders of Ezekiel Hart family of Grand Bonny Kingdom, in Bonny area of the state. They were to sell the family land located at Kom Kom, in Oyigbo area of the state to unsuspecting members of the public. The accused were charged by the Inspector General of Police, Ibrahim Idris, through the office of the Assistant Inspector General of Police, Zone six, Calabar in Cross Rivers state. The ex-soldier who retired 30 years ago was charged with conspiracy, forgery, impersonation, extortion and fraud alongside his cohorts. The suspects were granted bail in the sum of N4 m...

Corps Marshal of the Federal Road Safety Corps, FRSC, Mr. Boboye Oyeyemi, has noted that car crashes along the Abuja-Kaduna Expressway have drastically reduced since the inauguration of the light rail in July, adding that the dense traffic on the highway had also declined to a large extent. He, therefore, reasoned that a functional rail system will reduce road carnages and the attendant loss of lives and property in the country. Oyeyemi said this on Thursday in Abuja at a press briefing on the Sallah special patrol and the commencement of enforcement of speed limiting device in commercial vehicles. He commended the Federal Government for investing in rail transport, noting that an improved inter-modal transport system across the country would assist the corps to achieve the UN Decade of Action goals. “I commend the government for reviving the rail transport in the country. Since the inauguration of the Abuja-Kaduna rail line, road traffic crashes has reduced along that corri...

Collision of parents of Ladoke Akintola University of Technology and Ogbomoso indigenes have taken to the streets to protest the long shut down of the institution. Placards carrying parents, especially those of Ogbomoso, Oyo State indigenes stormed the Senate building of the Ladoke Akintola University of Technology earlier today to pour out grievances over the long closure of the university. They demanded the Oyo State government to take over the university calling for the evacuation of all students from Osun State origin. “Oyo State own LAUTECH, we demand the takeover of the institution, since the Osun State Government has failed it woefully. We are angry over the unnecessary shut down of LAUTECH. We urge the vice chancellor not to sell out Lautech to Osun” one of the protesters said.

As the hardship continues to bite hard on the common Nigerians as a result of the economic recession, some barbers in Abuja, have been nabbed after breaking into a shop and making away with two bags of rice. For allegedly stealing two bags of rice four Abuja-based barbers – Akuranya Matthew, 34; Emmanuel Kalu, 23; Sango Eze, 25; and Orji Ochekawo, 29; – were on Friday, arraigned in a Mararaba Upper Area Court, Nasarawa State. According to a report by Vanguard, the suspects who resides in the Nyanya area of the FCT, were standing trial on a three-count charge of criminal conspiracy, shop breaking and theft. Speaking at the court, the prosecutor, Herman Donald, revealed that Emmanuel Okpala of Mammy Road, Mararaba, who reported the matter at the ‘A’ Divisional Police Headquarters on Sept. 6, said the accused persons, who also have a barbing shop in the same plaza with the complainant at Mararaba, conspired among themselves and broke into the complainant’s shop. He said they en...

Manchester United striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic has revealed he regrets not playing under ‘mastermind’ Jose Mourinho for a longer period. The Swede admits he wished to have played under Mourinho for a longer period, even though they worked together at Inter Milan, claiming it was an ‘easy decision’ to link up with the Portuguese at Old Trafford. Although, Ibrahimovic had played under Mourinho in Italy but their partnership only lasted for one season as the Swede was sold to Barcelona in 2009. The 35-year-old Striker said: Mourinho is a mastermind. He knows everything about the game, ‘I do not have many regrets, but I do regret that I did not get to play under Mourinho for longer. When the opportunity came again for him to be my coach at United it was an easy decision. ‘Who wouldn’t want to be coached by him? I am at a great club with a great coach and great fans and I want to be as successful as possible for them.’ ‘He [Mourinho] is a winner. I see myself as a winner also....

President Buhari attends Jumaat Prayers joined by Senate President Bukola Saraki and National Security Adviser Babagana Monguno at the Statehouse today September 9th

This report came according to Cameroonian investigative journalist, Bisong Etahoben…..

Since her marriage crashed last year, popular OAP, Toke Makinwa, has not openly admitted that she is in search of a new husband but her post on Twitter, on Thursday, reveals that she is in desperate search for husband. Toke in an online post about her newly married best friend, Kunbi Oyelese-Tomori, who is currently enjoying her honeymoon in Paris, and after a prank of being a hater of their enjoyment, she prayed that Baba God should pick up her call for a hubby with a smiley that showed that she is searching. Her post reads…  “Baba God pick up the call; where is bae”

Sony music act, Davido, might just be set on disappointing his fans yet again. The music act, who revealed weeks back that he would be releasing his EP following years of numerous failed promises on the release of his album, may eventually not release the EP this September as promised. He took to snapchat earlier today to be mourn the situation of things saying it was not his fault things have taken a different turn.

I doubt that there’s any guy in the world that loves an indecisive girl but most girls are unknowingly indecisive. For example you guys could be on a date and he’d ask you if you want meat pie or jollof and you’d respond anyone “i’m indifferent”, that response would piss an average guy off because that makes you look very indecisive and NOBODY likes people who are indecisive. Here are other things ladies do almost every time that guys loathe with a passion but wont complain about. 1. BEING TOO ‘PERFUMY’:  While you might love the smell of your perfume and your guy might like it in a light form, if you pile on spray after spray and he smells just like it when he leaves your house, that might not be the best thing. Smelling good is one thing ladies, but spraying yourself so that the scent embeds itself into your skin isn’t. Keep it light girls and your guy will totally appreciate it! See, I bet this is one turn-off for guys that you didn’t know! 2. ACTING DES...